💋 Did you actually learn anything in there?
You’ve navigated the trickiest part of the night. You’ve faked an emergency to escape a creep, talked dirty without being cringe, asked for consent, issued bossy commands, grabbed someone by the waist, and scheduled a quickie for next Tuesday.
But before you can start bragging about it in Module 3, you need to prove you actually know your grammar. Step into the Gauntlet. Get it right, and you're a legend. Get it wrong, and we're revoking your pulling license.
1. The Mega-Mix Vocab Challenge
Let's see if you remember the essential bedroom banter. Drag the correct words to complete the sentences.
1. If they refuse to take "no" for an answer, that is a massive .
2. I don't want a full relationship right now, I just want a reliable .
3. He put his hand gently on my under the table.
4. You don't have to be in bed; vanilla is perfectly fine if that's what you like!
5. If you are going to talk dirty, you need to it quietly.
6. Before anything happens, we need to discuss our .
2. The Grammar Gauntlet: Module 2
Six units. Six grammatical hurdles. Don't embarrass yourself.
1. Narrative Tenses (Unit 7): "We passionately when my flatmate suddenly walked in."
2. Adverbs of Manner (Unit 8): "You need to touch me very..."
3. Modals of Request (Unit 9): "It's a bit bright in here. Would you mind..."
"the lamp?"
4. Imperatives (Unit 10): "If you want me to stay,..."
"for it."
5. Body Parts & Prepositions (Unit 11): "She grabbed me..."
"the collar and pulled me close."
6. Future Tenses (Unit 12): (Spontaneous decision) "Your flat is freezing! I..."
"us a blanket."
3. Speaking Practice: The Morning Debrief ☕
Grab your language partner and spill the tea about Module 2.
- Tell a story about a time you were on a terrible date. What were you doing when you decided to bail? (Use Narrative Tenses!)
- Give your partner three bossy commands (Imperatives) and ask them to respond with extremely polite requests (Modals).
- What are your exact plans for this weekend? (Use Present Continuous for fixed arrangements!)
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