💋 Welcome to the worst place on Earth.
You’ve been grafting for weeks. You've paid for coffees down by Torquay harbour, you’ve laughed at their terrible jokes, and you finally decide to make your move. But instead of a passionate kiss, they hit you with the deadliest phrase in the English language: "I just want to be friends." Let's learn how to complain about the friend zone using Gerunds and Infinitives, without sounding totally needy.
- Friend Zone (noun): A metaphorical purgatory where one person wants a romantic relationship, but the other person strictly wants to be "just mates."
- Needy (adjective): Demanding too much attention, affection, or reassurance. Desperate.
1. The Cheeky Dictionary: 8 Words of Rejection
Practice: Drag the correct vocab into the sentences!
1. I'm not going to the cinema with you and your boyfriend. I don't want to be a .
2. I really him, but I think he just sees me as a .
3. We've been sleeping together for six months, but we aren't official. It's a toxic .
4. I tried to kiss her after the pub, but there was no at all.
5. If he doesn't text you back within 24 hours, you should just him.
2. Grammar Mechanics: Doing vs. To Do
In English, when two verbs crash into each other, the second verb must change its outfit. It either becomes a Gerund (-ing) or an Infinitive (to + verb). You simply have to memorize which verbs are picky about what follows them.
| Verb Type | Common Trigger Verbs | Cheeky Example |
|---|---|---|
| Gerund (-ing) | enjoy, mind, avoid, risk, suggest, finish, keep | "I suggest deleting his number." (NOT: suggest to delete) |
| Infinitive (to + verb) | want, need, promise, decide, refuse, hope, pretend | "She refused to kiss me." (NOT: refused kissing) |
3. Reading: The Ultimate Rejection
Notice the gerunds and infinitives Tom and Sarah are using!
4. Interactive Practice: Trapped in the Friend Zone
Exercise A: Gerund or Infinitive?
1. I really don't mind single right now.
2. He promised me, but he ghosted me instead.
3. You should avoid at your ex's Instagram stories.
Exercise B: Complete the Sentence
Type the correct form of the verb in brackets: e.g., (kiss) -> kissing OR to kiss.
1. We decided (stay) platonic.
2. I enjoy (flirt) with the bartender.
5. Speaking Practice: Spilling the Tea ☕
- Do you enjoy being single, or do you prefer being in a relationship?
- Have you ever had to pie someone off because you didn't feel a spark?
- Is it actually possible for men and women to maintain a strictly platonic friendship?
- What is the worst part about being a third wheel?
- Have you ever found yourself trapped in a confusing situationship? How did you end it?
🔥 MODULE 1 MEGA-MIX REVISION: The Walk of Pride
You’ve survived the Pulling Phase! Before we move on to the bedroom (Module 2), let's see if you remember everything from Units 1 to 5. Get these wrong, and you're going home alone.
1. (Unit 1: Tenses) "I _____________ three pints last night."
2. (Unit 2: Phrasal Verbs) "I wanted to ask _____________."
3. (Unit 3: Articles) "Pass me _____________ tequila, quickly!"
4. (Unit 4: Question Tags) "You are single, _____________?"
5. (Unit 5: Comparatives) "My new date is a massive upgrade. He is ____________ than my ex."
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