Learn English grammar the bloody hilarious way
Because grammar doesn't have to be as boring as watching paint dry.
The grammar you use when describing your miserable, unchanging life.
For when you're doing something right bloody now, or pretending to be busy.
The tense that confuses everyone and makes grown adults cry.
For when you've been doing something for ages and you're bloody tired of it.
For talking about things that happened and are now dead and buried.
For actions that were happening when life got in the way.
For when something happened before something else happened. Confusing? Absolutely.
The most unnecessarily complicated tense in the English language.
For making promises you probably won't keep and predictions that'll go tits up.
For things you'll be doing at specific times in the future (if you remember).
For showing off that you understand time sequences in the future.
The final boss of English tenses. Good luck with this one, mate.
For stating obvious facts and universal truths that even a muppet knows.
For making plans that will probably go tits up anyway.
For dreaming about impossible things and hypothetical scenarios.
For regretting past decisions and playing the "what if" game.
The grammar equivalent of a Frankenstein monster - bits from different conditionals.
The holy trinity of time prepositions that confuse everyone.
Where the bloody hell are you? These prepositions will tell you.
Next to, under, between, behind - like GPS for your grammar!
Along, across, over, through - get your arse moving with these directional words!
The preposition pairs that make grown adults weep with confusion!
The unholy marriages that make English bloody confusing!
When adjectives get clingy and need their preposition partners!
The time trio that makes everyone's brain hurt!
Time prepositions that make your head spin faster than a washing machine!
When nouns get needy and demand their preposition partners!
The grammar that tells you exactly which bloody thing we're talking about!
The difference between essential info and just showing off!
The "I don't give a toss" words of English grammar!
The grammar equivalent of rocket science - good bloody luck!
The verb patterns that make English learners want to give up!
Why the hell are you doing that? These words will tell you!
The grammar nightmare that haunts English teachers' dreams!
The verb forms that make grown adults weep with confusion!
The final boss of verb patterns - abandon hope, all ye who enter!
Polite ways to say "I'd rather not, thanks very much!"
Fancy ways to say "he said" without sounding like a broken record!
When you want to avoid blame or sound all official and boring!
Those little questions at the end that make you sound properly British, innit?
The most confusing verb pair in English - even natives get this wrong!
The Goldilocks words - one's just right, the other's way too much!
Two ways to say "bloody hell, that's extreme!" with proper grammar!
For when life goes tits up and you want to change the past!
The little words that make the difference between sounding smart and stupid!
The most overused word in English - when to use it and when to sod off!
The nightmare combinations that make English learners want to give up!
Plans you've actually thought about and intentions that aren't just wishful thinking!
Comparing things like a proper human without being a complete tosser about it!
The FANBOYS - your new best mates for connecting ideas without sounding like a robot!
The boss and minion relationship - one clause rules, the other follows orders!
The sophisticated way to connect your thoughts without sounding like a caveman!
How much vs how many - the eternal struggle that confuses everyone!
The little words that replace big names and save you from sounding like a broken record!
When you do things to yourself - grammatically speaking, you dirty-minded sod!
The Swiss Army knife of English verbs - more meanings than a politician has promises!
Bigger, better, stronger - the art of comparison without sounding like a caveman!
The traffic rules for adverbs - where the bloody hell do they go in a sentence?
The volume control of English - turn it up or tone it down like a proper native!
The holy trinity of emphasis - nuclear weapons for your English vocabulary!
How often do you mess up English? These words will tell you exactly!
How you do things matters - and these words show exactly how you're doing them!
Making comparisons even more dramatic with words that pack a punch!
Some adjectives can be "more," others are already at maximum - learn the bloody difference!
The fine art of emphasis without sounding like you're shouting at everyone!
The Goldilocks of grammar - too much, not enough, or just right!
Talking about the good old days when grammar was simpler (it wasn't)!
The little bits that go at the front and completely change everything!
