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The grammar you use when describing your miserable, unchanging life.
"I hate my neighbour." vs "My neighbour hates me back." See? That little -s is a right miserable bastard.
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The grammar you use when describing your miserable, unchanging life.
"I hate my neighbour." vs "My neighbour hates me back." See? That little -s is a right miserable bastard.
For when you're doing something right bloody now, or pretending to be busy.
"I am working" (while actually browsing social media like a proper muppet)
The tense that confuses everyone and makes grown adults cry.
"I have lived here for 10 years" vs "I lived here for 10 years" - spot the bloody difference!
For when you've been doing something for ages and you're bloody tired of it.
"I have been waiting for the bus for 2 hours" (and it's still not here, typical)
For talking about things that happened and are now dead and buried.
"Yesterday I ate too much cake and regretted every delicious bite."
For actions that were happening when life got in the way.
"I was having a lovely bath when the phone rang" (bloody typical)
For when something happened before something else happened. Confusing? Absolutely.
"I had already eaten when she arrived" (so she got nothing, tough luck)
The most unnecessarily complicated tense in the English language.
"I had been working for 10 hours when I finally went home" (and collapsed)
For making promises you probably won't keep and predictions that'll go tits up.
"I will start my diet tomorrow" (said every Monday for the past decade)
For things you'll be doing at specific times in the future (if you remember).
"This time tomorrow, I will be sitting on a beach" (or stuck in traffic, more likely)
For showing off that you understand time sequences in the future.
"By next year, I will have learned Spanish" (or given up trying, let's be honest)
The final boss of English tenses. Good luck with this one, mate.
"By December, I will have been working here for 5 years" (and still be miserable)
For stating obvious facts and universal truths that even a muppet knows.
"If you don't eat, you get hungry" (groundbreaking stuff, really)
For making plans that will probably go tits up anyway.
"If it rains tomorrow, I'll stay home" (and watch Netflix all day)
For dreaming about impossible things and hypothetical scenarios.
"If I were rich, I wouldn't be explaining grammar to you lot"
For regretting past decisions and playing the "what if" game.
"If I had studied harder, I wouldn't be stuck in this job" (too late now, mate)
The grammar equivalent of a Frankenstein monster - bits from different conditionals.
"If I had won the lottery, I would be living in Spain now" (but I didn't, so I'm not)
The holy trinity of time prepositions that confuse everyone.
"At 3 o'clock, in January, on Monday" - simple as that, you muppet!
Where the bloody hell are you? These prepositions will tell you.
"At the pub, in London, on the table" - now you know where everything is!
Next to, under, between, behind - like GPS for your grammar!
"The cat is under the table, next to the dog, behind the sofa" - a proper preposition party!
Along, across, over, through - get your arse moving with these directional words!
"Walk along the street, across the bridge, over the hill" - like a bloody adventure!
The preposition pairs that make grown adults weep with confusion!
"On time" vs "In time" - one's punctual, the other's just not too late!
The unholy marriages that make English bloody confusing!
"Look at, listen to, wait for" - verbs that can't function without their preposition partners!
When adjectives get clingy and need their preposition partners!
"Good at, interested in, afraid of" - adjectives that refuse to work alone!
The time trio that makes everyone's brain hurt!
"During the meeting, for two hours, while I waited" - time words that confuse the hell out of everyone!
Time prepositions that make your head spin faster than a washing machine!
"For 2 hours, since Monday, from 9 to 5" - time's a bloody nightmare!
When nouns get needy and demand their preposition partners!
"Reason for, solution to, difference between" - nouns that won't work alone!
The grammar that tells you exactly which bloody thing we're talking about!
"The man who stole my sandwich" - now we know which bastard did it!
The difference between essential info and just showing off!
"My brother who lives in Spain" vs "My brother, who lives in Spain" - commas matter, you muppet!
The "I don't give a toss" words of English grammar!
"Whatever you want, whenever you like, wherever you go" - the ultimate flexibility!
The grammar equivalent of rocket science - good bloody luck!
"The reason why I'm here, the way in which it happened" - showing off at its finest!
The verb patterns that make English learners want to give up!
"I want to go, I enjoy going, I made him go" - verbs are bloody complicated!
Why the hell are you doing that? These words will tell you!
"I came to see you, I bought it for you" - purpose with a point!
The grammar nightmare that haunts English teachers' dreams!
"I stopped smoking vs I stopped to smoke" - one letter changes everything!
The verb forms that make grown adults weep with confusion!
"I do, I want to do, I'm doing" - three ways to drive yourself mental!
The final boss of verb patterns - abandon hope, all ye who enter!
"I had him fix it, I got it fixed, I made him do it" - causative chaos!
Polite ways to say "I'd rather not, thanks very much!"
"I'd rather stay home, I'd prefer to go out" - preferences with attitude!
Fancy ways to say "he said" without sounding like a broken record!
"He claimed, she insisted, they denied" - gossip with grammar!
When you want to avoid blame or sound all official and boring!
"Mistakes were made" (but not by me, obviously!)
Those little questions at the end that make you sound properly British, innit?
"You're coming, aren't you– - fishing for confirmation like a pro!
The most confusing verb pair in English - even natives get this wrong!
"Make dinner, do homework" - why can't English just make sense?
The Goldilocks words - one's just right, the other's way too much!
"Hot enough vs too hot" - the difference between perfect and painful!
Two ways to say "bloody hell, that's extreme!" with proper grammar!
"So tired vs such a long day" - emphasis with attitude!
For when life goes tits up and you want to change the past!
"I wish I hadn't eaten that curry" - regret with perfect grammar!
The little words that make the difference between sounding smart and stupid!
"A university vs an umbrella" - it's about sound, not spelling, you muppet!
The most overused word in English - when to use it and when to sod off!
"The Queen vs Queen Elizabeth" - specificity matters!
The nightmare combinations that make English learners want to give up!
"Put up with, get over, run out of" - verbs gone mental!
Plans you've actually thought about and intentions that aren't just wishful thinking!
"I'm going to learn Spanish" (you've bought the books) vs "I will learn Spanish" (yeah, right!)
Comparing things like a proper human without being a complete tosser about it!
"As good as gold, as stubborn as a mule" - equal comparisons with attitude!
The FANBOYS - your new best mates for connecting ideas without sounding like a robot!
"For, And, Nor, But, Or, Yet, So" - the glue that holds your sentences together!
The boss and minion relationship - one clause rules, the other follows orders!
"Because I was tired, I went to bed" - complex sentences made simple!
The sophisticated way to connect your thoughts without sounding like a caveman!
"However, furthermore, nevertheless" - make your English flow like a proper conversation!
How much vs how many - the eternal struggle that confuses everyone!
"Much money vs many coins" - countable chaos made clear!
The little words that replace big names and save you from sounding like a broken record!
"I, me, my, mine" - shortcuts that make you sound less annoying!
When you do things to yourself - grammatically speaking, you dirty-minded sod!
"I hurt myself, she taught herself" - when subject meets object in perfect harmony!
The Swiss Army knife of English verbs - more meanings than a politician has promises!
"Get up, get on, get over it" - the most overworked word in English!
Bigger, better, stronger - the art of comparison without sounding like a caveman!
"Good, better, best" - because "more good" makes you sound like a muppet!
The traffic rules for adverbs - where the bloody hell do they go in a sentence?
"Manner → Place → Time" - She drove carefully to London yesterday, not yesterday to London carefully!
The volume control of English - turn it up or tone it down like a proper native!
"Very tired vs quite tired" - one's knackered, the other just needs a cuppa!
The holy trinity of emphasis - nuclear weapons for your English vocabulary!
"Absolutely perfect, completely different, totally awesome" - emphasis with proper attitude!
How often do you mess up English? These words will tell you exactly!
"Always, usually, sometimes, never" - the timeline of your grammar mistakes!
How you do things matters - and these words show exactly how you're doing them!
"Quickly, carefully, badly" - the -ly words that describe your style!
Making comparisons even more dramatic with words that pack a punch!
"Much better, far worse, slightly bigger" - comparisons with proper attitude!
Some adjectives can be "more," others are already at maximum - learn the bloody difference!
"Very tired vs absolutely exhausted" - know when to stop adding "very"!
The fine art of emphasis without sounding like you're shouting at everyone!
"So good, such fun, quite nice, rather lovely, pretty cool" - emphasis with class!
The Goldilocks of grammar - too much, not enough, or just right!
"Too hot, cold enough, very warm" - getting the temperature of your English just right!
Talking about the good old days when grammar was simpler (it wasn't)!
"I used to smoke vs I would smoke" - past habits with proper distinction!
The little bits that go at the front and completely change everything!
"Un-, re-, pre-, dis-" - the building blocks that make words do backflips!
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